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Bowsette's alternate origin

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Anonymous's picture
Somehow this is one of hinca's tamer works 
Anonymous's picture
I would laugh so freaking much if in the end there was just a short, 5 to 10 seconds long section where its just Mario and pregnant Bowsette meeting Bowser and Peach with them being like "Well, guess we're all related now..."
Anonymous's picture
The first seconds of this already ended me
Anonymous's picture
He still gets to fuck peach in some way
Anonymous's picture
Mission Control? I have located the target approaching now.

Ah greetings my dear boy you may call me Bond, James Bond

Anonymous's picture
This makes so much more sense than bowser putting on a super crown and becoming a waifu
Anonymous's picture
mario got FUCKKED  
Anonymous's picture
Hey guys wanna mae a cheese sandwhich cult.
Anonymous's picture
that’s so tight
Anonymous's picture
mi wile e ni: jan "Bowsette" unpa e mi sama jan "Mario". mi jo e palisa mije suli mite. mi unpa e ona la ona pilin pona mute
Anonymous's picture
well this is a damn first. Lmfao, Toki Pona in the literal least expected place. Imagine what the Sitelen Sitelen of this would look like.
Anonymous's picture
Why did you have to bring toki pona (The Language of Good) into this??? This is the most useful learning toki pona has ever been for me and I fucking hate it. "I want Bowsette to fuck me the same way she fucks Mario. I have a very big dick. When I fuck her, she'll feel good."  Great, I'm so glad that I spent time out of my life to learn this language. This is the most useful learning toki pona has ever been for me and I fucking hate it. 
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a a a mi pilin pona tan ni: mi pona e toki pona sina
Anonymous's picture
Morb is a good movie 
Anonymous's picture
Would've be even better with mushrooms lol
Venti's picture

Damn she really gave him the Viagra shroom

Anonymous's picture
Not so fun fact: Mario's belly button is as big as his balls.
Sems's picture

yeah nah bowsette is still just Bowser with a magic crown in my head and that is it.

Anonymous's picture
Bowsette is unofficial so she can be anything we want. If I say she's a goomba with the magic crown, she's a goomba with the magic crown and you can't prove me wrong. Sorry. ;)

No, it's Bowser with a magic crown. That's literally all it is. 

Sems's picture

Finally a sane organism.

Sems's picture

Im not trying to prove anyone wrong I literally only said Bowsette is Bowser with a magic crown in my head didnt say anything else so learn to read the whole thing first before you comment.

Anonymous's picture
Maybe your right maybe your wrong there is a greater chance your wrong
Sems's picture

There isn't even if the video here tried to make it not weird Bowsette came into existence because of the crown that toadette wore to become a princess.

Anonymous's picture
The bad ending

Most marvel heros don't have weaknesses other than being mentally ill 

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