Practical exercise

What is wrong with you? No seriously what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

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We see planet earth drifting through the black void of space, a demonic sigil burned in its surface. I look down upon it, standing vigil in my orbital space castle ship fortress thing. I'm listening to a woman crying for help over the radio. I know the demonic forces are butt-humping my planet and I am pissed as hell. I grab my super duper shotgun and exactly three out of six available shells. That's not enough, but that's okay. I also have my trusty wrist blade. Then I put on my iconic helmet. As the portal leading to earth's surface powers up, I feel my huge dick pushing against the inside of my suit of tech armor. I'm ready, I reload my gun.

eh im not complaining

"ATTENTION ALL PERSONELL, SCP-096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT AND IS FUCKIN BALLLLIN"

this is actoal messed the fuck up

Stuff its good

No cap, this hit good

Hey this is not bad! 

What the fuck did i just witness