My Daddy Is A Doggy

I’d rather shot myself with shotgun.

I nutted so hard

Hi sir, I’m Chris Hansen with NBC Dateline, have a seat. 

Loved it

Fuck this shit I'm out 🎵

(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠━⁠☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟwhat the fuck?

We definitely need more loli’s with pacifiers :)

The Earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The Earth is also thirsty.