Making the most of a slow day

Nothing bad ever happens to the postal dude (turns into a copy of postal 3) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Are we going to have a problem? You've got a bone to pick? You've come so far. Why now are you pulling on my dick. I'd normally slap your face off... and everyone can watch! but I'll be nice. here's some advice: listen up bitch!

This is wholesome actually