Don't Wake The Snake

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Hey, I'm just exercising my Second Amendment rights here, ya fucking communist.

We see planet earth drifting through the black void of space, a demonic sigil burned in its surface. I look down upon it, standing vigil in my orbital space castle ship fortress thing. I'm listening to a woman crying for help over the radio. I know the demonic forces are butt-humping my planet and I am pissed as hell. I grab my super duper shotgun and exactly three out of six available shells. That's not enough, but that's okay. I also have my trusty wrist blade. Then I put on my iconic helmet. As the portal leading to earth's surface powers up, I feel my huge dick pushing against the inside of my suit of tech armor. I'm ready, I reload my gun.

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It’s annoying to get to these comics.
On the mobile site the trash comic tab keeps disappearing I had to hold my thumb over the pull down menu.

It’s annoying to get to these comics.
On the mobile site the trash comic tab keeps disappearing I had to hold my thumb over the pull down menu.