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7. Now where IS that boy?!! (sigh) Late as usual!

13. Good, girl, Frostwing!

15. What's wrong, did you step in something, Ashley? Come back an' play when you get it off your shoe!

16. Attitude!

17. Mr. Gandalf, sir, I found you a staff that looks like a cinnamon bun!

4. Yes, I'm SURE, Billy! Big brother's Sex Ejacation textbook DID say this is how you make a baby! It had pitchers an' stuff!

14. "Doesn't she know her changing tent flap is open? I hope not, I wanna watch her change!"

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Oooooh, big sister was right! This feels goooood! I'll get little Timmy to examine me there when we play "doctor" again!

2. Like THIS? Oh, my gosh! YOUR pee-pee is getting Sooooo big!

3. Merry Christmas! I took the liberty of unwrapping your present for you! I hope you don't mind.

5. Hmmm, I wonder how much bigger they've gotten. Well, let's pull this up and see...

10. Li'l Punkin

14. "Doesn't she know her changing tent flap is open?"

24. Go ahead, Doc, gimme the shot. Imma big girl, an' I can take it!

26. Like what you see, Johnny? OMG! You don't need to answer that! I can SEE that you do!

I like your job, Mommy! Thank you for taking me to your "Take your daughter to work" day! And I'm making soooo much money!  Even though your boss takes some of it! Oh, it's more than you make? And your boss wants me to come back? Cool!

So THAT'S what it looks like. 

2. Like this? Oh my gosh! YOUR pee-pee getting so big!

9. YEAH, BOI!!! We're GIRL POWER!!! Hopscotch, Pole Dancer, Gone Girl, Witchy Woman, Bloody Tear! And you just gotcher BUTT handed to you by Megagirl!

12. Hang on, fellas, I was in the outhouse!

18. Never fear, Cookie Girl is here!

(Huhhh...huhhh... Huhhhhh) What?!! Oh, hi Mommy! No, I wasn't playing with my peepee! I was just--um--laying down before I got dressed! Why do you ask?

6. Hmmm. I...I hope those little lumps I feel inside them are just my milk glands an'...an' not...(gulp) CANCER! Better show Mommy!

11. So THAT'S why you didn't hear me when I called you! Where are your clothes? And where is the sitter?!! And why is her boyfriend's car parked out on the front law--ooookay, nevermind...

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8. Little Red Bunny Hood!